after being present at work for less than forty-seven minutes, i've already managed to spill coffee all over my newly laundered white shirt. ohhhh i love my liiiifee!!!!
meanwhile, my mother and aunt are coming to visit me today. maybe she won't notice...
riiiiiight.
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. "
[calvin trillin]
i always hated leftovers, and yet here i am doing the same thing to myself for lunch. how did she train me to torture myself so? oh right, i hate wasting food.
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